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Daffynition: Geometry

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 01:01

Daffynition: Geometry— What the boy said when he was turned into an oak.


A new hearing aid.

Wed, 03/10/2010 - 01:01

An old man was talking to his neighbor. “I just bought a new hearing aid,” he says. “It cost me $4,000, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“Really,” his neighbor says. “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty,” the old man says.


“How to Get Your Way”

Tue, 03/09/2010 - 02:33

A book never written: “How to Get Your Way” by Dick Tate.


Why the chipmunk went to space.

Mon, 03/08/2010 - 01:01

Pedro: Why did the chipmunk go to space?
Boss: I don’t know.
Pedro: To find an astro-nut!


Daffynition: Illegal

Sun, 03/07/2010 - 01:01

Daffynition: Illegal—A sick bird.


Freeze at the drive-in.

Fri, 03/05/2010 - 01:36

Stephan: Did you hear about the two guys who froze at a drive-in movie?
Daniel: No. What happened?
Stephan: They had gone to see “Closed for Winter”!


“How to Cross the Street”

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 01:48

A book never written: “How to Cross the Street” by A.J. Walker.


What instrument the Egyptians played.

Tue, 03/02/2010 - 02:25

Gregory: What instrument did the Egyptians play while writing hieroglyphics?
Joshua: I don’t know.
Gregory: The cymbals!


Never feed a computer.

Mon, 03/01/2010 - 02:47

Ben: What should you never feed a computer?
Adam: I’m stumped.
Ben: Spam!


“Tropical Getaways”

Sun, 02/28/2010 - 02:22

A book never written: “Tropical Getaways” by Sandy Beech.


Where French fries are born.

Sat, 02/27/2010 - 01:01

Bob: Where are French fries born?
Rob: Where?
Bob: Greece!


How much is deer meat?

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 01:14

Joe: How much does deer meat cost?
Roy: Tell me.
Joe: A buck or two!


“Tropical Getaways”

Thu, 02/25/2010 - 10:32

A book never written: “Tropical Getaways” by Sandy Beech.


What the teacher said to the chicken.

Wed, 02/24/2010 - 01:21

Ian: What did the teacher say when the chicken got all its work right?
Daddy: What?
Ian: “Eggs-ellent!”


“Complete Idiot’s Guide to GPS”

Tue, 02/23/2010 - 01:20

A book never written: “Complete Idiot’s Guide to GPS” by Miss Leading.


What cows do on Friday night.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 04:17

Chase: What do cows do on a Friday night?
Cordell: I don’t know. What?
Chase: They go to the mooooovies!


“It’s a Dog’s Life”

Sun, 02/21/2010 - 01:01

A book never written: “It’s a Dog’s Life” by Barry A. Bone.


An evil procrastinator.

Sat, 02/20/2010 - 01:01

Bob: What do you call an evil procrastinator?
Rob: Beats me.
Bob: Darth Later!


“Home, home on the range”

Fri, 02/19/2010 - 02:47

Tom Swiftie: “Home, home on the range …” Tom sang plainly.


Fired from the M&M factory.

Thu, 02/18/2010 - 01:01

Ian: I got fired from the M&M factory.
Hayden: Why?
Ian: I kept throwing out all the W’s.